Gary, you're a wise man. And a close relation of mine does not believe that Iron Man is a terrible, awful person and in no way fuego. Would you be able to explain precisely why he is the worst thing since the black death?

nostalgiaultra:

Okay im gunna answer this publicly as the last post i made i forgot to tag fo future reference I hope this helps:

I now present to you: Tony Stark Is a Nasty Man.

  1. Tony Stark tricked Peter Parker into joining him and revealing his identity as Peter Parker during the Superhero Civil War. All whilst stealing Peter’s DNA using a suit he’d made for him. When Peter decided to swap sides after realising Tony was an absolute tosser he had hired supervillains sent after him who almost killed him. (Punisher saved Spider-man at the last minute)
  2. After witnessing his best friend (Rhodey, War Machine) have his limbs blown off he vowed to avenge his friend. He then did nothing of the sort and completely forgot about it. Only Captain America employed Rhodey thereafter for the Secret Avengers.
  3. He profited from the imprisonment and mistreatment of fellow superheroes during the civil war.
  4. Tony, Mr Fantastic and Hank Pym made a robot clone of thor to make people think thor had joined their side. The robot went haywire and murdered Goliath. Thus forcing Sue Storm and the Human Torch to join Captain America because murder is not fun y’know.
  5. Tony Stark ignored all warning of the Secret Invasion from Nova because he was too busy trying to defeat other superheroes. This led to the Secret Invasion and the murder of Wasp and half the initiative.
  6. During Secret invasion he sent out the Intiative to fight. The initiative where a group of young untrained heroes who had no business being in a warzone.
  7. Tony Stark spent 90% of Avengers vs X-men in a hut crying about not being able to do science good. Black Panther had to slap him out of it.
  8. Iron Man tried to pick a fight with Namor near open water.
  9. Captain America beat the shit out of Tony so hard he actually asked to be arrested for it.
  10. He tried to pull Nova into his shitty sinister schemes and ignored his warning about the annihilation wave.
  11. Tony Stark attempted to get the X-men to join him during the Civil War without realising that his side of the argument stood for everything the X-men have been held down by.
  12. He never turns up to important fights after Civil war: Secret Invasion? He was puking and crying. Fear itself? Crying again. Siege? KO’D only contribution was a remote control helicarrier. AVX? Crying again.

blackdenimjeans:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

BOP TOWN USA NIGGA

yung-sex-demon:

ezelsklap
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glovesinthesummertime:

When does it end? 

seriousjones:

campcounselorfryingpan:

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this


Well, not all elements are predetermined so…I guess sometimes some ass kissing and booty slapping just have to happen??
The writing for the various promos and non-fight segments isn’t always great. A recent episode of Raw featured Roman Reigns putting “something” in Stephanie McMahon’s coffee, which led to her projectile vomiting all over Vickie Guerrero. It was really unpleasant.
I’m afraid I have no idea what’s going on here. I missed a lot between when I watched wrestling as a kid and when I got back into it a few months ago, and even now I only watch for a handful of characters. All I can say about the two GIFs above is that I’m pretty sure the guy getting his face pushed into the other guy’s ass is Vince McMahon.

but if wrestling has shoddy writing, explain this

seriousjones:

campcounselorfryingpan:

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this

image

Well, not all elements are predetermined so…I guess sometimes some ass kissing and booty slapping just have to happen??

The writing for the various promos and non-fight segments isn’t always great. A recent episode of Raw featured Roman Reigns putting “something” in Stephanie McMahon’s coffee, which led to her projectile vomiting all over Vickie Guerrero. It was really unpleasant.

I’m afraid I have no idea what’s going on here. I missed a lot between when I watched wrestling as a kid and when I got back into it a few months ago, and even now I only watch for a handful of characters. All I can say about the two GIFs above is that I’m pretty sure the guy getting his face pushed into the other guy’s ass is Vince McMahon.

but if wrestling has shoddy writing, explain this

image

where the pics tho muahaha

ILU JON BBY 

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kingsukamon:

ezelsklap said: im so happy you love jojos omg

thank u for introducing me to this greatness

anytime. good things is what i suggest at all times. ALL TIMES

cyberlocc:

lonejellitrooper:

Lol

uh ok this is a legitimate and completely serious question: why come white ppl destroy every thing they touch?

this video terribel

bootykage:

i suck ya titty